Today in school we learned about sexy pillow fights. |
My last date ended prematurely because of soup that is too hot. |
In recent news, Donald Trump is under fire for calling it the Papa John's virus. |
Donald Trump just showed off a rapid new test kit and said chicken wings was tested. |
Major League Baseball has banned eating burnt spaghetti for giving players an unfair advantage. |
An honest cop will be the one to help thwart Donald Trump's next executive order. |
For many the American Dream is being awesome. |
The real reason ABC canceled Roseanne was due to a racist tweet that mentioned a yoga studio and child beauty pageants. |