Wednesday March 15, 2006:
Larry The Cable Guy did a lot of his well-known jokes, but he added in some new ones about Dick Cheney, the guys who won the lottery, and Brokeback Mountain. Larry: The Republicans and Democrats are even now. Cheney shot his friend in the face, Clinton shot Lewinsky in the face. I don't care who you are. That's funny. Larry: You know what the difference between a baby and a terrorist is? A baby wears the diaper on the bottom and the terrorist wears it on the head. Larry: I was afraid to see Curious George because of Brokeback Mountain. I mean, what if George was getting it on with the man in the big yellow hat? I didn't want to see Bicurious George. I don't care if you're gay. I didn't see the movie because it's stupid. You have Ennis and Jack. How stupid does Hollywood think I are? Larry played his guitar during the end of his set and seemed very personal with the crowd. It was nice to have a seat as close as I was.